Misleading yet accurate Disney movie summaries
Idea courtesy of John Scalzi.
In no particular order:
Sleeping Beauty
With the princess in a coma, it’s up to a sorceress to defend her from would-be kidnappers.
The Little Mermaid
A young prince is baffled by the appearance of a mysteriously mute woman on his doorstep.
Beauty and the Beast
An inventor’s attempt to reach the science fair is thwarted by a monster.
The Great Mouse Detective
A rat in a world of mice fights to overcome prejudice and gain respect.
Aladdin
A sultan struggles to regain control of his unruly daughter.
The Lion King
Two close friends adopt an unlikely child into their life.
Mulan
A young cross-dressing woman struggles against social prejudice.
101 Dalmatians
A struggling musician is threatened by his wealthy, ethically-challenged acquaintance but refuses to give in to her demands.
The Aristocats
A man tries to regain his rightful inheritance.
Cinderella
An enchantress schemes to steal the heart of the heir to the throne from her charge’s siblings.
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